服務篇:
某義大利航班上
一名帥哥要了三杯調酒後
不停的對我說"sex sex!!"
愛麗兒:(羞).....you...you are welcome...
某香港班乘客嫌橙汁不夠冰
"could I have some ASS?"
愛麗兒:(先是一驚 然後轉身夾冰)?!....certainly
同一班香港班
乘客想要喝酒
"Can I have a RIGHT wine?"
愛麗兒(心中OS:which one is WRONG wine?):Certainly, we have two selcetions, which one you would like...
某德國班
愛麗兒:We are serving chicken w/rice and beef w/veg for dinner today, which one you would like to have?
乘客:KITCHEN, please!
廁所篇:
非洲黑黑啦狗史班:Where can I ease myself?
菲律賓班娃娃音阿賓:Where can I find the CR?
某英國班
乘客花容失色:馬桶沒水!!
愛麗兒:這位太太,飛機上面馬桶本來就沒水沖滴...至於你以前看到裡頭有水,2000%是上個人的尿沒沖掉!
不管往哪飛的每一班上
乘客:(默默摳門口的菸灰缸企圖以此開廁所門)
組員:在門上寫"推開"處用力推就好了唷~
乘客:(用二根手指輕輕點門然後一臉無助)
組員:..........
某義大利航班上
一名帥哥要了三杯調酒後
不停的對我說"sex sex!!"
愛麗兒:(羞).....you...you are welcome...
某香港班乘客嫌橙汁不夠冰
"could I have some ASS?"
愛麗兒:(先是一驚 然後轉身夾冰)?!....certainly
同一班香港班
乘客想要喝酒
"Can I have a RIGHT wine?"
愛麗兒(心中OS:which one is WRONG wine?):Certainly, we have two selcetions, which one you would like...
某德國班
愛麗兒:We are serving chicken w/rice and beef w/veg for dinner today, which one you would like to have?
乘客:KITCHEN, please!
廁所篇:
非洲黑黑啦狗史班:Where can I ease myself?
菲律賓班娃娃音阿賓:Where can I find the CR?
某英國班
乘客花容失色:馬桶沒水!!
愛麗兒:這位太太,飛機上面馬桶本來就沒水沖滴...至於你以前看到裡頭有水,2000%是上個人的尿沒沖掉!
不管往哪飛的每一班上
乘客:(默默摳門口的菸灰缸企圖以此開廁所門)
組員:在門上寫"推開"處用力推就好了唷~
乘客:(用二根手指輕輕點門然後一臉無助)
組員:..........
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如果當你問乘客說:"red wine or white wine?" 他回答你: "whisky" 你會覺得很好笑嗎? 我阿母就做這種事，哈哈!
你會想在飛機上遇到熟人之類的嗎?
不賴啊 還可以聊天打發時間哩 怎麼樣 要不要來搭羚羊讓我服侍服侍你呀
kitchen有發生在我身上過 而且也是德國人 而且還很帥 但是我還是撲ㄘ的笑了出來 德國帥哥一臉害羞!! 拉狗使乘客除了說where can i ease myself的同時還會 抓著他那邊 真是夠了!!
不虧是凱西姐 這麼經典的招牌動作在配上那台詞 隨便抓哪個趕羚羊飛庸都知道在講哪班人吧 哈!